I want a plumber like Tom Paretski. The ones I've dealt with so far were either trying to rip me off or grope my ass. Or both. And they never call me 'love.'I want a PI like Phil Morrison. Because he's got class, he knows how to dress, and he cares about his clients. He's not half bad to look at, either.And I need to read more of J.L. Merrow's work. Few other m/m authors manage to have such irresistible narrating characters without sacrificing the story or the plot or the side characters. Recommended.