All right. This is one of those rare cases when I end up hating (ok, "not liking" would have sounded more suave but I'm in bitch mode right now) EVERYONE in the book.Rich - You're in love with your (ostensibly) straight best friend. That doesn't mean you should let him treat you like shit and keep going back to him for more humiliation, frustration and misery. Not to mention the gratuitous sex where he does nothing to reciprocate, either physically or emotionally. Get one of those blow up dolls. You'll get more out of that relationship.Dan - I love you, I love you not. I'm gay, I'm not gay. I want you, I don't want you. I like women, I don't like women. I'm jealous, I'm not jealous. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. Fuck you, Dan. So much.Sharon - No comments. Horrible, horrible person.Jeremy - The biggest fucking doormat ever!Argh!